Children's Church

This morning we taught children's church for the last day of our month in the 4 and 5-year-olds class. When we asked for prayer requests, one little guy in the second row asked for prayer for his dad. "My dad doesn't feel good". "Ohhh... is he sick?", we asked. "No", came the matter-of-fact response. "His p*nis hurts. The doctor took something off so my mom and dad can't have children anymore." At this point, all the bigger boys in the front row turn around and stare. The girls look puzzled. We choke back our laughter and barely maintain control as The Professor offers a prayer "for those not feeling well."