Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The Bible According to Secular Professors

"Odysseus killing the cyclops is a classic example of a Samson and Goliath story." ~English prof

"Moses brought the whole Bible down from Mt. Sinai." ~Art History Prof (He even had the Gospels!)

"God does not send people to hell. The church does." ~ Art History

"[Medieval] Painters often painted Christ's life, the Passion: carrying the cross, the crucifixion, mourning over the dead body, the resurrection, the transfiguration." ~ same professor

1 comment:

Heather said...

the whole Bible. Ha. yeah that's why he was up there for awhile - he was making everything up on the spot.