Three things that taste great:
Dad: prime rib, dark chocolate, cheesecake
Mom: guacamole, chocolate ganache, artichoke dip
Greta: chicken parmesan, caesar salad, artichokes
David: seafood, chocolate pie, avocados
Three things at home that I hate doing:
Dad: picking up after myself, yard work, puttering in the garage
Mom: tearing up lettuce, scrubbing the shower, vacuuming the stairs (That's why we don't have any!)
Greta: pulling weeds, boring homework, answering the phone
David: dishes, vacuuming, school work
Three things that are scary:
Dad: anyone who wants to date my daughters, first day of work after the New Year, taxes
Mom: dreams about falling, public speaking, the sound of screeching brakes in the next lane
Greta: alone in a dark place, big spiders, centipedes
David: black widow spiders, public speaking, ?
Three things I want to try some day:
Dad: sky diving (over my dead body!), fly an airplane, spend a million dollars in one day
Mom: jet skiing, write a book, ?
Greta: sky diving (over my dead body!), eat goat meat, buy a wedding dress
David: sky diving (over my dead body!), scuba diving, fly a plane
The joke is that the whole family will make reservations to go sky diving the day Mom dies. "Yipee! She's gone! Now we can go sky diving!"
2 comments:
That's horrible.
Here are mine:
3 things that taste great: avocados, Moose Tracks ice cream, casseroles
3 things I have doing at home: cleaning up the kitchen, going into our guest bathroom (smells like cigarette smoke from neighbors), taking out the trash.
3 things that are scary: lots of bills, car accidents, having a baby
3 things I want to try someday: paramotoring, starting a craft business, going into outer space.
oops, thats "hate" doing at home
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